Grease Monkey Feminized Seeds

  • 70% Indica 30% Sativa
  • THC levels up to 30%
  • High yields both indoors and out
  • Offers calm and sedating effects
  • Highly-pungent, tall-growing plants
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Grease Monkey Feminized Seeds

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Grease Monkey is a tasty indica-dominant strain that’s pretty much guaranteed to provide you with an idyllic lazy day off or the potent relaxation you deserve after a long, stress-filled day filled with tending to one thing after the other, making it the only kind of “grease” that’s sure to squelch the fires of frustration and feelings of overwhelm that can come with a mentally and physically draining kind of day.

What are the effects of Grease Monkey cannabis?

  • Relaxing
  • Euphoric
  • Sedating
  • Sleepy

With the right amount of cultivation know-how, Grease Monkey feminized seeds can be grown into high-yielding marijuana plants that contain an indica-to-sativa ratio of 70:30 and an average THC content of 28%, which can hit as high as 30%. As such, this powerhouse of an indica is not for the faint of heart, or for those with a low THC tolerance.

Created by Exotic Genetix, this potent strain gets its phenomenal properties and attributes from its legendary parent strains Cookies and Cream and Gorilla Glue #4.

The Grease Monkey hybrid strain is as astounding in its fragrance and flavor as it is in its euphorically relaxing effects.

While this indica is sure to end up leaving you blissed out and sleepy with its sedative effects, its sativa-induced mental effects are potent enough to provide you with just the right amount of cerebral stimulation to give you enough energy and focus so that you don’t end up feeling completely useless or incapable of moving about before it sends you to sleep. While Grease Monkey shouldn’t be described as having completely balanced effects, it could be said that its sativa side should be enough to keep you from succumbing to any couch-lock effects throughout most of its high–provided you use it in moderation that is.

As for its next-level relaxing and soothing effects, Grease Monkey will gently massage you from the top of your head to the bottom of your feet with its tranquil and calming ways leaving you feeling happy and dreamy as you enjoy your time on the blissful cannabis journey it lays out for you until you find yourself waking from a beautiful and well-deserved blissful sleep.

What are the therapeutic benefits of Grease Monkey cannabis?

Thanks to Grease Monkey’s potent effects as an indica-dominant strain along with its blissful relaxation, it also has anecdotal medicinal benefits for medical marijuana patients who are seeking a chemical-free way to potentially treat and/or manage various mental and physical health ailments.

Grease Monkey is often used to alleviate the stress that can come with a hectic day and other mood-related disorders.

As for its analgesic properties, some medicinal users claim this formidable indica is potentially effective in providing relief for various conditions. Per some anecdotal evidence, it is also said to potentially soothe nausea and stimulate the appetite, which means it could possibly be a great boon to individuals with cancer who are undergoing chemotherapy or radiation.

Finally, as a potentially highly tranquilizing strain, Grease Monkey is a popular choice amongst medicinal users who deal with sleep disorders.

What are the adverse effects of the Grease Monkey marijuana strain?

To start with, due to how much THC Grease Monkey contains, it can just be much too much for those who are new to using cannabis, and if you choose to exceed your usual dosage levels you may also experience this indica as being “too powerful” even if you have a pretty good THC tolerance level. The negative side effects may result in feelings of anxiousness, paranoia, and/or racing thought patterns that make you feel anything but at ease.

So, the best advice when using Grease Monkey the first time is to start off very conservatively and then take it from there. Or, if you are already prone to anxious or paranoid thinking, you may just want to pass on puffing this one.

What does Grease Monkey smell and taste like?

Grease Monkey’s terpene profile consists of myrcene, caryophyllene, carene, humulene, and L-Limonene, all of which you can easily look up online to find out more about their characteristics.

With a mouthwatering skunky earthy aroma that has undertones of sweet fruits, sugary grapes, and dank diesel, Grease Monkey has a pungent aroma that makes it anything but discrete.

Thanks in large part to having Cookies & Cream as one of its parent strains, Grease Monkey has an addictive sweet flavor profile that can make it a little hard to use it in moderation. As such, you may need to practice some real self-control once you experience its creamy vanilla and sweetly dank fuel-like taste that’s perfectly balanced with some earthy and peppery flavors.

For as strong as its fragrance and flavor are, its smoke is surprisingly smooth when combusted, and doesn’t have a reputation for being harsh on the lungs.

How do I grow Grease Monkey cannabis seeds?

Although Grease Monkey is not the best choice for growers who are new to the cultivation game, intermediate to experienced cannabis growers should find it to be a relatively easy plant to care for as its needs aren’t too over the top. In addition, since Growers Choice Seeds (GCS) only makes feminized cannabis seeds available, there’s a 99% chance of ending up with bud-producing female plants, and a 90% chance of them germinating. In fact, GCS is so confident in the quality of feminized marijuana seeds it sells that they come with a 90% germination guarantee, provided you follow our prescribed germination process step by step.

As a strain that is naturally resistant to common molds and diseases, Grease Monkey can be grown both in and out of doors. Grown outside, it will require a humid climate that is consistently in the 70s and 80s (Fahrenheit) and where there’s plenty of sunshine. When it comes to indoor cultivation, these marijuana plants will need plenty of room to grow, and if discretion is important to you, you’ll want to use carbon filters, etc. to help “mute” its very “loud” aromas.

The last thing is, no matter where you grow your Grease Monkey plants, you will need to trim them regularly, and you might need to top them too–especially if you have limited indoor growing space or an outdoor plot where you don’t want to attract the attention of prying eyes.

What do Grease Monkey cannabis plants look like?

Grease Monkey plants and nuggets display some pretty amazingly balanced qualities of both a sativa and an indica. On the sativa side of things, they grow to be quite tall, and their buds are very fluffy to the touch. However, they also show their indica genetics by producing small to medium-sized buds that are also quite dense in their composition.

As for their coloration, Grease Monkey’s buds, which are shaped like spades, are quite attractive with soft pale and forest green leaves that sometimes display rich purple accents, all of which are interwoven with patches of rusty orange hairs, or pistils, and are completely frosted over in a very sticky layer of resinous trichomes.

When to harvest your Grease Monkey cannabis plant

Grease Monkey weed seeds can grow into plants that provide a bountiful harvest both indoors and out that make your careful care and attention worth all your efforts.

Cultivated inside, this indica should enter its flowering phase in just 8-9 weeks, after which it should render an approximate yield of 510+ grams per square meter.

When grown outside, Grease Monkey usually provides a more than pleasing yield of 595+ grams per plant after entering its flowering time in October.

Similar cannabis strains to Grease Monkey

1. Gorilla Glue: this is the autoflowering version of the great-feeling, and great-tasting near-evenly balanced strain known as Gorilla Glue #4, which is one of Grease Monkey’s parents.

2. Biscotti: this mouth-watering indica-dominant strain that will have you giggling and blissfully zoned, and, eventually, zonked out also has Gorilla Glue #4 as a parent strain.

3. Northern Wreck: considered a “super strain,” this easy-to-grow powerhouse of an indica-dominant hybrid also has a THC content of 28%.

4. Mimosa: if Grease Monkey is the nightcap to end your day with, 70% sativa-dominant Mimosa is the caffeinated, “champagne-like” hangover-free way to start your day.

5. Recon: this premium hybrid that unlocks the door to unwinding and letting go also has an indica-to-sativa ratio of 70:30.

Additional information

Strain Genetics

Cookies and Cream x Gorilla Glue, aka "Gorilla Glue #4"

Blend

30% Sativa, 70% Indica

Strain Type

Indica-dominant Hybrid

Flowering Time

55-70 days

THC Content

30%

CBD Level

Low

Effects

Calming, Euphoric, Relaxed, Sleepy

Indoor Yield

Over 500 g per m2

Outdoor Yield

Up to 600 g per plant

Best Use

Evening, Insomnia, Lack of Appetite, Nausea

Flavor

Diesel, Pungent, Sweet, Vanilla

Flowering Type

Photoperiod

Growing Difficulty

Intermediate

Where to Grow

Indoor/Outdoor

Seed Type

Feminized Cannabis Seeds

Plant Height

Tall

Brand

Growers Choice Cannabis Seeds

Reviews for Grease Monkey Feminized Seeds

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  1. Verified Owner

    I’d say I’m somewhere around mid-level when it comes to growing weed. I followed the advice given by Growers Choice Seeds about pruning and topping my plants and didn’t have any problems growing this one. This is the 8th or 9th time I’ve ordered from this place and I’m 100% satisfied every single time.

    Jess F., Eureka, CA

  2. Verified Owner

    New grower here! I know a lot about smoking weed, but very little about growing. One look at the blog section on this site, I learned a whole lot! I even was able to refer to different blogs for growing tips during the growing process. My seeds were as advertised, and shipped just as quickly! Great vibes and a powerful smell. Yumm, what could be better than your own pot? Nothing, that’s what. Ships all over the USA and Canada!

  3. Verified Owner

    Grease monkey is perfect for those lazy afternoons in the summertime with nothing to do. I grow this weed every year, and every year my harvest gets bigger. Such a fan of this excellent product, it’s fast shipping and super cheap prices. GCS is for the people, and their seeds are perfect for home and backyard growers like myself!

  4. Verified Owner

    I had an excellent experience with Grower’s Choice Seeds and their Grease Monkey Feminized Seeds. The customer service was top-notch and helped me choose the perfect strain. The seeds grew into healthy plants with impressive yields. Highly recommend!”

  5. Verified Owner

    Grease Monkey is a fantastic strain for evening use when you want to unwind after a long day. The earthy and pungent aroma adds to the overall experience and the euphoria and happiness that comes with it. This strong strain packs a punch and is perfect for anyone looking for a relaxing and enjoyable high.

  6. Verified Owner

    This strain is definitely not for novice smokers as it is quite potent. However, I found the high very enjoyable with a nice relaxing effect on the body and mind. Growing these seeds was also quite easy and the yield was impressive. Definitely a great purchase.

  7. Verified Owner

    Grease Monkey is a powerful indica-dominant hybrid that delivers a relaxing and euphoric high. The buds are densely packed, with a pungent diesel and earthy aroma. The germination rate was 100%, making for a hassle-free grow. The yield was satisfyingly high, both indoors and outdoors.

  8. Verified Owner

    The earthy and pungent flavors are intense and satisfying. Perfect for those quiet evenings when you need to unwind and relax. Whether you’re dealing with insomnia, lack of appetite, or nausea, Grease Monkey has got you covered.

  9. Verified Owner

    Happy I decided to go with this strain. It was easier to grow than expected. I was so worried!
    New experience in the garden. I’ve been growing veggies for years but now it’s time to grow pot!
    Fast shipping and delicious marijuana to be expected. I got 10 oz of pot from 5 plants and I am Heaven!!

  10. Verified Owner

    With its potent indica genetics and high THC content, it provides a tranquilizing and sedating effect, perfect for a lazy day or to help with sleep. The taste is delicious, with nutty, vanilla, and skunky diesel flavors. Growing Grease Monkey requires pruning and topping, but it is resistant to diseases and molds.

  11. Verified Owner

    Grease Monkey was an absolute joy to grow, the plant was very bushy, leafy and was filled with many buds that looked very well-pollinated. The smell and flavor were incredibly enticing, and the high was perfectly relaxing.

  12. Verified Owner

    Grease Monkey is a great strain for winding down at the end of the day. It’s an Indica high that will make you feel like you’re melting into the couch. The euphoria is wonderful and it’s a great way to relax after a stressful day. I’ve also found it helps with my insomnia so I can get a good night’s sleep.

  13. Verified Owner

    Aside from being tasty, its relaxing effect is superb; it really helped me with my nausea. I had to keep an eye on this plant though because it is prone to molds. Anyway, despite demanding time and attention, I was able to enjoy its decent yield. Highly recommended for experienced cultivators.

  14. Verified Owner

    A strong hybrid that will hit you before you know it. The great-tasting earthy undertones and the amazing smoothly relaxing high made this well worth the 8-week wait and all the work growing. Thankfully all my seeds from GCS sprouted perfectly so I didn’t lose any weed!

  15. Verified Owner

    This strain is absolutely killer for those lazy days when you just want to unwind. The effects are a perfect balance of relaxation and mental clarity, and the buds taste like a sweet nutty vanilla dream. Growing these babies can be a bit of a challenge, but the reward is definitely worth it.

  16. Verified Owner

    There are a lot of kids in my neighborhood so I do all my growing in my greenhouse that I keep locked. Grease Monkey definitely needs to be pruned and topped if you’re not growing it outside as it can take up a lot of space. Its yield sizes and awesome indica effects make the work worthwhile!

    Mischa R., Sammamish, WA

  17. Verified Owner

    With a THC content of 28%, this indica-dominant strain offers powerful effects that are perfect for unwinding after a long day. Its mind-clearing euphoria and sedating qualities make it an ideal choice for stress relief and relaxation. The flavor profile of Grease Monkey is a tasty combination of nutty, fresh vanilla, and sweetly dank skunky diesel. Whether you choose to grow this strain indoors or outdoors, you can expect a high yield of beautiful, deep green buds.

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